1. Why do you need money for a taxi when I have just given you  1000 baht.

2. Why werent you on time.

3. Why he cant say the simple word 'Sprite' without spitting.

4. Why is that even though you are employed as a dancer in a gogo bar, you just stand around lounging against the wall.

5. Yes, I know you would like to visit your family in Issan, but what exactly has that got to do with me.

6. But why isnt 2000 baht enough?

7. As there are four slightly drunk Australians looking as if they are going to share our baht bus, why dont you understand that it isnt an awfully good idea to continue holding hands.

8.Why sharing his bag of locusts is not what you want to do.

9.That even though I promised a farewell gift, a motorbike wasnt exactly what I had in mind was it.

10.That even though its a nice phone, cant you see that all those features are not really needed.

 

Whehehe

#1 I can understand ,  if you order a plumber he will charge you for the actual plumbing,  and charge you for the (don't know the word in English)  the cost for travel.



#2 , well after 8 visits I know for sure ,  time has no meaning to Thais   ,   never ever have I met someone who was there on the right time ,  mostly 1,5 to 2 hours late.



#7 sounds familiar too    ,   sometimes it's just better to pretend you don't know eachother.



 

1. Why do you need money for a taxi when I have just given you 1000 baht.



Because I am desperately poor and need to eat, pay my rent and feed my family?



2. Why werent you on time.



I'm your slave?



3. Why he cant say the simple word 'Sprite' without spitting.



Why can't you say more than two words in Thai and none in my dialect?



4. Why is that even though you are employed as a dancer in a gogo bar, you just stand around lounging against the wall.



I am tired.



5. Yes, I know you would like to visit your family in Issan, but what exactly has that got to do with me.



Nothing - I am a prostitute and you are a farang sucker....lets suck.



6. But why isnt 2000 baht enough?



Because you've got more and I'll get it all however long it takes.



7. As there are four slightly drunk Australians looking as if they are going to share our baht bus, why dont you understand that it isnt an awfully good idea to continue holding hands.



Because this is my fucking country and I'll behave how I fucking like



8.Why sharing his bag of locusts is not what you want to do.



Why not? Are they poisonous to farangs?



9.That even though I promised a farewell gift, a motorbike wasnt exactly what I had in mind was it.



What was? Some cheap momento of our "love"?



10.That even though its a nice phone, cant you see that all those features are not really needed.



But that's what I'd like! I am young unlike you....you pathetic old queen.



  average Thai boy! How about some questions the average dirty old farang can't answer?  

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Yes...in fact, you should be holding their hands and gently helping them get on the bus.  Ask your Boy Special to sit on one of their laps.  That would be the jai dee thing to do.  

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I am sure that you are mistaken on this one.  It is not 4 slightly drunk Australians - that is just one totally pissed VBBB



  

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Besides, there's no such thing as a slightly drunk Australian.

Thanks very much Miss Horseface. You answers certainly added to the humour of the piece.

By the way, if you think the average boy in Boys Town or Sunee is in any way desperately poor, you clearly dont know very much. They may be poor in terms of 'earn a lot, spend a lot', but if compared to the average thai worker in the service industry, they are wealthy.

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I know prostitution and poverty are a real hoot 'aint they? We often have a good laugh down at my stables.

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Do you know what poverty is, Lester?  You clearly know a lot about these things and I'd love to learn from a wise old fella like yourself.

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All relative isn't it? How do you know the situation of working lads in Pattaya? How do you know how they spend their money or where they send it? Is it a life of roses for them?



I would be grateful to know as you are clearly very well informed about Thailand. Please enlighten us  

Average Thai boy = Sunee Plaza prostitute then?  How sad.

8.Why sharing his bag of locusts is not what you want to do.





LOL!! I have Sooo been there! God I miss Thailand.





Dboy

 

Hi Boy genius

Yes, I know that if you take words literally then the average Thai boy doesnt even get near to being a sunee prostitute (except of course in the desire to have money fun and the latest mobile phone). I was using boy in the context of boy as used all over this forum. Thought you would have realised that but sorry if it escaped you.



Hi there horsegirl

Admitedly, my knowledge of poverty is considerably less in magnitude than your poverty of reasoning. The knowledge I have of how the boys in Sunee spend their money, spend their time and what they aspire to is large enough for me to know that they are not poor, at least not financially so.

You have come to respond to my 'list' with entirely the wrong mindset, especially in your locking on to the poverty angle. Enough said.

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What about the ones that head for a permanent monastic life ? - and there are quite a few. Average Thai? No such thing I'm afraid - it just seems that way.



These nasty lists, which have been appearing recently,  are more an expression of the limited experience of the posters, and their inexplicable desire  to make quasi-racist generalisations.



All Frenchmen smell, wear berets, and adorn themselves with onions.  

really enjoyed your realistic answers and most posts.

I agree with lester about the slightly drunk australians.



was really enjoying this post and then I read the previous latest bile from "Dr" Anne.

Why do I do this to myself?

Because perhaps you realize that sometimes the truth is not pretty?

gee I was just speaking of bile and guess who shows up...

what a freaky/comical coincidence!!!

Edited by: dab69 at: 10/11/05 9:06 am