I think the guy wearing it was an African-American, in the area around the Royal Garden:



"I'm not getting jiggy with it, I have Parkinson's"



If anyone has seen any other colorful t-shirts, (the more offensive the better), why not post them here.  



 

Should we make fun of the weaker of our species?

But then from some of your postings perhaps you belong under the catagory of 'other' and are free from our  societal order and good taste. Boo on you.

This was supposed to be about funny/offensive t-shirts seen in Thailand.  Please stay on topic, you humorless cretin.  If you want, start a topic about how much you hate me, but that's not here.  Poo on you.



PS:  How about this T-shirt:



My Mexican works for less than your Mexican.



and:



Mary was only a Virgin, if you don't count Anal.

I did not see anyone wearing this T-Shirt but it caught my eye in a store window at the Royal Garden. Perhaps it was on the Walking Street.

 

"Good Boys Go To Heaven, Bad Boys Go To Pattaya"



I might like just the opposite on the shirt saying something like, Good Boys go to Pattaya, Not sure where the Bad Boys go.

Ricky is a moron He likes  to pick on those less blessed than the rest of us. Perhaps it helps make up for his shortcomings.

 

Can't remember if I mentioned it here before, but I once saw a beer-gutted, beer-swilling Aussie in Chiang Mai (could it have been you-know-who?) whose tee shirt slogan was, 'The liver is evil and must be punished'.

Not seen in Pattaya, but I thought this was cute:







Cheers ...

Hmmm, I think 'Fellatio Gelato' simply translates as perform oral sex on ice cream!





Seen on a tee shirt worn by an elderly farang leaving Tawan Bar with a muscle boy on his arm:







Ok, I made that up.

I like Peter's contribution about the liver being punished... that made my evening.



THe shirt about the Bad boys going to Pattaya:  I saw a kid, couldn't have been more than 13 or 14, wearing that in the Sunee Plaza area.



As for "handsomefarang", the absolute worst insult I could possibly hurl at someone, is that they are humorless.  That is what you are, handsome farang.  Absolutely humorless.  What a shame.  I hope you realize that, and make an effort to change.  

And handsomefarang, clearly it was meant to be a funny/offensive t-shirt.  Now that doesn't mean I'm making fun of the less fortunate.  I'm quite certain people with Parkinson's disease have at least some sense of humor, which you clearly lack.  How about this one, in your honor:



"Rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're raping a clown"



and:



I like my women like I like my coffee:

ground up, and in the freezer.



and (read this next one twice):  



Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes



So, handsomefarang, these are meant to be at least a little bit funny, which was what the topic was.  Now if you don't like that, why don't you start a topic about funny t-shirts that aren't filthy or offensive.  

 

Can't remember if this was on a t-shirt or a bathroom wall in Oxford . . . but a t-shirt would be appropriate for sure:







Brad the Impala laid that one on us on the old Dreaded Ned Board ... LMAO at the time and have remembered it ever since.



Cheers ...

If you go on the boat ride being put forth a few days ago or if you take the boat to one of the Islands.  A good T-Shirt might be the one that reads



               Get Over It -- The Boat Sank  

and my 2 personal favourites







Wanna Play Army?

I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me







and finally one to wear for that all important first meeting with hedda (or any meeting with hedda for that matter)







 

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Edited by: Farang Boss at: 26/10/05 3:39 pm

Not a Tee shirt, but a good bumper sticker.

JESUS LOVES YOU. Everyone else thinks you are a complete asshole.

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