A baby's offensive t shirt:

Fuck the milk, where's the whisky tits?



Another offensive disease t shirt for handsomefarang to be upset about:



I eat more pussy than cervical cancer.



and how about:



"Cancer cures stupidity".  



Can we get that in humorless handsomefarang's size?  



see, Handsomefarang, they are INTENDED to be offensive.  Get it?  Some people like offensive things.  Do you want to take that away from them?   Should we only be able to read what you approve of as being funny and non-offensive?  

Seen in New Orleans, Louisiana some years ago:



A sandwich is a sandwich.





but,





a man is a meal

Fat People Are Hard to Kidnap.

But are great for target peactice.



If You Want My Keys

you'll have to dig for them.



I Don't Suffer From Insanity

I enjoy every minute of it!





Tattoed In Places

you'd love to lick.



I'm Not Fluent in Idiot

so please speak slowly.



I'm Too Sexy For My Hair!

(That's why I don't have any.)



If Things Get Better With Age;

then I'm approaching magnicent!





Favorites:



Save a Horse.

Ride a Cowboy.



      ASS

The other Vagina.





 

Edited by: Edith at: 27/10/05 8:48 am

And there's the old gay standby:



Moustache Rides:  10 Cents



 

Quote:

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Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes

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You know where I can get these?  I'd like to send one each to Silom, Doug and let me tell you.

You might try:



www.t-shirtcountdown.com/...nsive.html



tshirtsthatbite.home.comcast.net/



www.foulmouthshirts.com/



or about 1,000 others.







For Ricky:

Put your Willy Wonka

in my chocolate factory.



I'm the Guy

who jerked off in the mayonaise.

Edited by: Edith at: 28/10/05 5:42 am

There's got to be a foul t shirt about a "Hershey Highway"

 

was on a thai waitress in a good restaurant in Chiang Mai. it was black matching her black skirt but had on the front in bold white letters " fuck me i'm famous ". i'm sure she nor her employer knew what it said which i think is the case for many Thai.  

Go placidly...strive to be happy

Quote:

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I like my women like I like my coffee:ground up, and in the freezer.

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I prefer

I like my coffee like I like my men,

long and black

From the popularity of this thread, I'm thinking there are a few of the posters who have a box of T=shirts gathering dust. I saw this one on a guy in Atlanta, GA.





 'JESUS CANT HELP YOU (UNDER IT A PICTURE OF DEVIL)

  CAN I HELP YOU'