I saw a pair of Mormon missionaries on the SkyTrain a couple of years ago. It made me very uneasy and a little angry. Why can't they just let the Buddhists be Buddhists? Why the need to spread their crazy cult all over the place?

fedssocr wrote:

I saw a pair of Mormon missionaries on the SkyTrain a couple of years ago. It made me very uneasy and a little angry. Why can't they just let the Buddhists be Buddhists? Why the need to spread their crazy cult all over the place?

Exactly my sentiments.
As I understand it, the morman faith believes that only 144,000 people will be saved - and I really wanted to ask those morman missionaries why the fuck they couldn't find that many idiots in Utah to "save."  (hell, a dozen guys and their 450 wives ought to be able to pump out that many in 20 years or so!).

Lots of Mormons and Jehovah Witnesses trundling around here in the valleys.  They all wear cheap dusty shoes and have really bad skin problems . . . which is usually a consequence of masturbating only once every three years or so.

Cheers ...

Come on guys!  A lot of those Morman Missionaries are very cute!  Be friendly, you never know how a kind gesture might tempt a boy to explore...

Smiles wrote:

. . . which is usually a consequence of masturbating only once every three years or so.

Your mission, Mr. Phelps, if you choose to accept it, is to find photographs of Joseph Smith (and/or Warren Jeffs) in tightie whities so that our Utah brethren can wank a bit more.  For the females, perhaps some sexy music from the Morman Grabbersnatcher Choir?

thanks soi 10 tom and francois.. the film I was trying to recall the title of was Latter Days and is well worth a look if you ever had
a fantasy or even a thought about the young male missionaries.

The official website.
http://www.latterdaysmovie.com/

they always are young and fresh faced aren't they ?

The last time this happened to me was in London -2 in their late teens in the uniform of white shirts and black pants..

I said "I'lyou can tell me about Jesus if I can suck your cocks at the same time"..sadly they fled red-faced which was annoying because I was genuine.

Use this line everytime-one day you are bound to strike it lucky. Imagine-all that pent up sexual energy !

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Lunchtime O'Booze wrote:

they always are young and fresh faced aren't they ?

The last time this happened to me was in London -2 in their late teens in the uniform of white shirts and black pants..

I said "I'lyou can tell me about Jesus if I can suck your cocks at the same time"..sadly they fled red-faced which was annoying because I was genuine.

Use this line everytime-one day you are bound to strike it lucky. Imagine-all that pent up sexual energy !

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsOEKDur_Vk

Henry Cate wrote:

.... And who cares?  It remains true that Big Jeez said not a word about "homosexuality."  It was all "Saint" Paul, who was a real piece of work.

The delightfully named Episcopalian Bishop John Spong is among those who have suggested that Paul's attitude arose from his own suppressed desires for other men, i.e., that he was a "self-loathing and repressed gay male." He also said that "seeing St. Paul as a homosexual has helped [me] understand the apostle's anguished cries ("Wretched man that I am!"), his apparent hostility toward women ("wives submit to your husbands") and the fact that he never married."

Diao maa is on your IGNORE list.

In the United States you find various church individuals  that feel that they have  to go overseas to convert "sinners" to their type of Christian belief; thus, they solicit cash from their church  congregation (poor retired church ladies as an example) or from the  church's headquarters.  Thinking of just staying in their own country or city and helping the poor or needy is beyond their thinking. They have get a free flight, be financially supported to travel around in these "unsaved" countries, stay in hotels and so forth...  Then when they return, they give a flashy powerpoint presentation on how many people they have converted.  How much money was wasted on these "visitors" that  could have  been spent back in their own communities?

Many years ago I was walking in a London street with a very dear and lovely friend of mine who was an ordained clergyman. He was not wearing a dog-collar at the time. We were approached by a couple of callow youths, one of whom stood right in his path and asked "Have you been saved by Jesus yet?". To my amazement my friend replied "Oh, f**k off!", pushed him aside and and walked on. I have always assumed that this incident endorsed my right to react like Lunchtime, or in any other way the spirit moved me.



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