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It had to happen ... the sequal to Brokeback Mtn

PostAuthor: Smiles » Fri 10 Feb, 2006 3:57 pm

Noticed today at our Forum's advertised porno movie site, Porn Everywhere, a rush job to cash in on the upcoming Oscar pandemonium:


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Actually, now that I think about it, the dude on the left might get honourable mention for 'Best Actor in a Supporting Hole'


Cheers ... :ky:
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PostAuthor: chuckwow » Wed 15 Feb, 2006 4:10 am

I wonder...before Annie Proulx wrote Brokeback Mountain, had she watched porn films as part of her reserch ???

Excerpt from her original Brokeback Mountain...when Ennis and Jack had sex for the first time...

It (the bedroll) was big enough, warm enough, and in a little while they deepened their intimacy considerably. Ennis ran full-throttle on all roads whether fence mending or money spending, and he wanted none of it when Jack seized his left hand and brought it to his erect cock.

Ennis jerked his hand away as though he'd touched fire, got to his knees, unbuckled his belt, shoved his pants down, huled Jack onto all fours and, with the help of the clear slick and a little spit, entered him, nothing he'd done before but no instruction manual needed.

They went at it in silence except for a few sharp intakes of breath and Jack's chocked "gun's going off" then out, down and asleep.


And after they had sex for the second time (when they reunioned for the first time 4 years after they had left Brokeback)...

The room stank of semen and smoke and sweat and whiskey, of old carpet and sour hay, sadle leather, shit and cheap soap. Ennis lay spread-angled, spent and wet, breathing deep, still half tumescent, Jack blowingforceful cigarette clouds like whale spouts and Jack said, " Christ, it got a be all that time a yours ahorseback makes it so goddamn good....."


I gotta say I had a hardon when I both watched the film and read the book !.

In the UK, books are available from www.amazon.co.uk, cost 3.20 pounds plus 2.75 pounds for first class Royal Mail delivery.
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PostAuthor: boygeenyus » Wed 15 Feb, 2006 4:32 am

I guess the smell of money is what tempts filmmakers to remake and to sequel films that couldn't be improved on in the first place.

I hear there's even a sequel to The Passion of Christ in the works, with Jesus coming back to life just like a Biblical Freddy Krueger or Jason Voorhees. Jesus being resurrected...who ever heard of something so ridiculous? How long until he appears with a hockey mask on?

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PostAuthor: cottmann » Wed 15 Feb, 2006 8:22 pm

boygeenyus wrote: Jesus being resurrected...who ever heard of something so ridiculous?


Well, approximately 2 billion Christians worldwide believe this. One the other hand, approximately 1.3 billion Muslims and 1.1 billion atheists/agnostics/etc don't believe it, and the remainder probably don't give a damn one way or the other. Still, 2 billion believers is a big market, so the film will probably sell a lot of tickets. Not sure about the hockey mask accessories, however :flower:

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