bar updates/reviews,dont read if offended ,x rated !

[wx40afp]

Well its 1.30am,checked out LE CAGE BAR,still the same miserable place,im the only farang inside,i always come to this place,so i know not to end up looking like these people.
Anyway the place was closin g as i skulled my coca cola,had a look around Sunee Plaza but everything was close or closing,couldnt see many guys/boys around,only the same street urchin types.
So i got a motobike taxi,40 baht this time over to Jomtiem .
Well the Jomtiem complex was dead so started walking towards the beach.
Going downhill i thought i would run /jog down,waving my arms above me for exercise,,next thing i look on the road to see a TOURIST POLICE vehicle do a U turn with a screech and start following me as i run into the laneway,red lights on top not flashing,and the spot light on above shining on me ,they done a U turn,stopped for a short time and observed me walking,,i couldnt see inside the vehicle,but they shone some lights all over the laneway,then they drove off,not sure what that was about?

Anyway walked past what looked like the only bar open,this was a girlie bar,about 7 girls out front,i would say all over the age of 35yo except one sweet honey.
Anyway the big fat mamasan wanted me to off her until i told her i wanted her to fuck me,well no probs,this is Thailand after all,and after a few drinks they introduced me to a very suave looking Thai owner of their 2 bars,who was gay.Yes he owned 2 girlie bars ,and i sat down and had my drink with him,he was late 20 s,gay and told me there is more money in Girlie bars than Boy/gay bars and i would have to agree with him on seeing how crowded the girlie bars were tonight where in some/most places i couldnt get a seat.
He was the suave type of sexy,short neatly trimmed hair,nice clothes on,jacket collared shirt,slim looking and he agreed he would come back for 2000 baht and could drive me back to my loom in his BMW which was parked outside,BUT,i wanted a pussy tonight .

So i said i want the 19yo sweet young girl,and i paid the 300 baht off fee and the sweet young dark skinned smooth skinned chocolate girl holds my hand and as we are walking up to the motobike taxi,we bump into a barboy who i had offed previously.WELL,im thinking this is a fuckin threesome,so we headed back to my loom.
The girl was talkative and i really enjoyed her company however my normally talkative boy was shy.
We all had our showers and i layed the girl on the bed who still had the towel on her and i started to lick her neck and her ears and i called MR P out of the toilet,he was cleaning the toilet at a time like this?
So anyway the towel came off and i started to lick and suck the biggest longest nipples you have ever saw and went down on her pussy,but one thing i dont like is hairy pussies,and it was hard enough to find her clit.
whilst im licking and tounging her clit,i hear a scream from the girl and look up to see MR P and his muscular dark skinned body naked at the back of me with a erect cock ,he has a condom on it and was just about to stick it in me .
I spread the girls pussy lips,,who name is ON,and boy does she get turned ON,shes ready for some cock,and MR P,opens her legs and with violent thrusts he rams her home in about 10 goes he cums and she does do.
After that i got both to kiss my feet and she does a awsome blowjob ,whilst me MR P ,is whipping me with the leather belt from behind.
"hit me harder" i shout as she is on her knees sucking me,"harder" and i could feel the whip cut into my ass cheeks as MR P swings it hard.as she sucks me off from the front.
All in all not a bad night,mostly checked out the girlie bars as i get bored with the boy bars.
Check out BOYZ BOYZ BOYZ show it was great in my opinion.
All in all a good night

[kquill]

Hi,

I should have read this tonight, I could have then laughed myself to sleep.


You really need to seek some help, in writing the stories, that is!

[wx40afp]

Well i also checked out JENNYS BAR IN WALKING STREET,A katoey bar,a lot of Farangs inside.
YOu will find girlie bars much more entertaining,dancing etc and Mamasans more friendlier,dont ask how much are OFFS? They will look at you in stunned silence ,the term in girlie bars is BAR FINES.
NOW as i said there was no pressure same as boy bars where its "which boy you want"? etc etc,there was no hassle and all the girls had a sense of humour.

[wx40afp]

Well Tonights SATURDAY NIGHT,as the song goes.

ROCK HARD BOYS-JOMTIEN COMPLEX closed tomight.
Very quiet in the JOMTIEN COMPLEX,not many boys,not many customers,maybe low season is not a good time to come to Thailand.
Went to MONTYS GAYOTE CAFE,he has about the most farang customers,all eating his 199 baht 12 course meal or whatever it is.
BONDI has no customers and the waiters are sitting outside.
I really want to end up with a double fuck tonight,same as last night where i had the guy whipping me and the girl on her knees sucking my cock.
She was such a nice girl,she asked me to fuck her up the arse,but i couldnt get a hard on.
She desperately wanted to be my "man" and fuck me.but she had no cock.
Was in Sunee earlier,saw some ladyboys but not my type.
I will continue my reports as i get thru the night.
I may hit the disco tonight,i asked one guy from a bar but he wanted 1500 baht to go to a disco and a fuck later,way tooooooo much so i have found a guy who will go for free and let me watch him fuck some pussy i will get tonight.

[Bob]

After that i got both to kiss my feet

Somebody just has to write a book about you, billyboy, and perhaps "Bizarre" should be its title. Having read your postings/rantings for a long time, you're the only poster on this board who totally confuses me. I don't have a clue what to make of you. But....the possibilities are:
(1) You are making up almost all of your stories and you have the strangest sense of humor.
(2) You are insane.
(3) You are a sado-masochistic, bisexual, culturally-deprived, wooly moof.

I'm still trying to make up my mind. Carry on.

[luvthai]

I hope all these guys are barebacking you.. Would serve you right.

[dropturvey]

Hi Billy, keep the reports happening, i love to hear of your exploits. You are such a dark horse, you're certainly making the mot of your time out there. Ricky

[Aunty]

So anyway the towel came off and i started to lick and suck the biggest longest nipples you have ever saw

Got milk?

[wx40afp]

Well last night , Saturday I continued on my way ,I went to 69 GO GO BAR,this is in the laneway opposite WHITE KNIGHT,same guys from HOLIDAY 2 which is closed.The guys in 69 go go are a "rougher" trade ,tattoos etcmostly late 20 s,,these are the ones who have been around a long time on the street so to speak.
I did have a "few" guys from here who were freelancing at the time as they do during the day.they are mainly straight guys,sex is not good unless you like robotic type sex.However there are some newer ones,check it out.But be warned there is high pressure to tip.
I would say that there is a very high pressure to tip before you leave, ,no i didnt as i forgot my wallet,drinks 100 baht,all in all not bad,short wank show.

The best THAI FOOD ,is next door to 69 GO GO BAR,NEXT TO THE LAUNDRY,drop in see the fat Thai bloke,LANG and his wife.no more than 30 baht.

Well ended up at MONTYS GAYOTE which had a lot of farang,ROCK HARD BOYS was closed last night (saturday)

Well i bumped into a mate of mine from Australia,OLD HONEST RON,and his THAI friend ,owner of a small guesthouse in Sunee Plaza opposite 69 GO GO,and we went to a THAI KAROKE on third Road,dont ask me the name,anyway we stayed about 5 hours,we danced,we got pissed,and best of all RON and his cute THAI friend took their clothes off to the horror of the THAI KARAOKE STAFF,who didnt say anything as we were the only customers.So we all danced naked,RON was showing off his 70 yo muscular physique and i was flashing my tits and we all had a great time,WHISKY ,MIXERS,BEER,FOOD,total bill was less than you think at just over 1000 baht for 5 hours entertainment,now that was a great night.I really love RON,he is a great man and honest as they come.
Well lo and behold,i meet a cute guy there who is a waiter 24yo BIN.he is as straight as they come and i was going to take him,but I decided his 2000 b but fee was too much .And i was considering it when he said 1500 ,but RON told me to think with my head and not my .............so i didnt take him.
So we all ended up staggering back to RONS GUESTHOUSE/backpacker Lodge at 4am and i bumped into a Motobike taxi driver who i have been trying to get for the last month,Tok,he is 23 yo brown skin short hair and greayt physique.
It was 4am and he agrred on 500 baht ,and we went up to my room ,where he took off his shirt and i have never seen such well defined abs in my life,and he does 1000 sit ups a day to get these !
He was very shy and only once ever being with a farang,well so he says.
I really love a black dick and this guys dick was a short dick,a short chocolate coloured Cock !
Working on his balls ,cock and ass with my hot toungue for over 1 hour,i could see he was ready to explode !
I really love it when your licking their balls and you hear a straight guy moan and you slowly use your finger as a cock and they cant get enough.I tied his hands up behind him and i worked his black asshole.Lapping it and teasing his tight butt hole.
He kept telling me he wasnt gay until i rammed my toungue up right up his ass and i have never saw anyone explode as much as he did ,especially to shoot from one end of the room to the other !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND he didnt even touch his cock !



mmmm,a hint is forget the prefessional moneyboys,I know its much easier to pick them up ,obviously because thats their job,but they just charge high prices and are bored because its their job,so go for the non moneyboy type,it takes more time i know,but its worth it.

[wx40afp]

Well today being Sunday,i didnt rise until midday after having my motorbike guy TOK,till 7am.
Didnt really want to get out of bed but went to CAREEFOUR in Pattaya somwhere,checked out the prices against its nearby competitor FOODLAND and my opinion is that CARREFOUR is cheaper.
Anyway whilst I was there,40 b on motorbike taxi,
I decided to check out for some hot guys as i am pretty horny after the session with TOK this morning,a give a few guys glances but some are either not interested and one gives me a angry look,so i think i gotta be a bit cautious,especially when one of them was the centre Security Guard.
So i spot another hot guy,well average but feminine looking,he s running a foodstall near KFC.
So i stop and he s shy at first but we start talking,until this bitch ,his boss i presume starts interfering,so i decide to go do my shopping,but you wouldnt believe the hot guys at FOODLAND who pack the groceries,mmmmmmmmmmmm,but im sure there off limits.!!!
Anyway i decide i gotta get back and after scouring the motorbike taxi stands i cant find any hot looking ones BUT lo and behold i spot a Pizza Delivery boy who is dropping off his girlfriend,he kisses her goodbye and i wait for the bitch face to go and i approach him with a good enough deal to drive me back to Sunne which he accepts,i get really turned on by the uniform he has on,and on the way i start touching his leg,a couple of times he looks but says nothing,i then call him darling.
He was about 18/19 ,probaly really in his early 20 s short black hair,slim build with clear smooth white skin.
Anyway i started moving my hand until i get to the top of his belly button,And GUESS WHAT? His cock was fully erect !! THe head of it touching his belly button and he knew i knew,so i started lightly rubbing his cock,just lightly and a couple of times he nearly hit a car because he forgot to stop,anyway we finally got to Sunee and he was still fully erect and his face red with embearrassment and his hands shaking so i offered for him to come to my room to drink but he said he had to go to work ,i could of tried a bit harder but he seemed a bit nervous,i gave him my phone number.
I really cant get over how he got a erection that big,mmmmmmmmmmmmm.hope he rings so i can give him a good toungue lashing !!!
Got a few phone calls off guys who i cant remember,one in particular who i had clean my toilet whilst wearing my old prison officer boots,but i decided to pass his offer to come around today as having the same guy more than twice really fuckin bores me.
Professional prostitutes just dont do it for me anymore.

[wx40afp]

Well i cruised around a lot last night,went down to the beach side at Walking street,then went up to SUNEE PLAZA into a GO GO BAR called HAPPY BOYS
This is at the back of Sunee Plaza,next door to the Family Mart.
Not a bad place but i recognised some of the guys to be there on my last visit.
Guys are quite hot looking,no pressure to buy extra drinks,or take a boy,Guys are /looked from 18yo/19yo to 25yo,there is also an upstairs area,off fee is 250 baht,drinks from 90 baht,room hire upstairs 300 baht.
There is no stage ,the guys jump from one glass box stage to the other,quite busy inside,good place to visit.
Went past MEMORIES BARlate last night,guys outside mostly late 20 s,all looking very bored,no farang inside,they didnt bother to ask me in as they all looked asleep.But they all looked surprised when i showed some interest.
Must admit i dont think the Low Season is such a good time to visit Pattaya,there are less goodlooking boys and the ugly ones still want the same prices.
JOMTIEN COMPLEX was empty,i am yet to see a farang inside EXXIT BAR when i walk past !
Checked out KRAZY DRAGONin Sunee,this was the only Go Go bar that i had difficulty in finding a seat,mostly a lot of Thai and Asian customers inside,not a wide selection of boys last night however.This place always seems to get the crowd,and why not,when drinks of beer in a large glass start at 69 baht!!,compare this to the Go Go BARS opposite who charge 120 baht for a glass of Coca cola !!
Coming in low season is not that fun,bars still want high off fees,some boys still want 1000-1500 short time,no i dont pay that,because i go for the less greedy guys !

[andrewcraig]

Must admit i dont think the Low Season is such a good time to visit Pattaya,there are less
goodlooking boys and the ugly ones still want the same prices.

And the ugly farangs want to get things half price

Don't the kids have to eat, pay rent, pay for their uniform, they even get their pay docked
if they are late or sick.

God save them from the cheap charlys who earn more in a month [200,000baht] than they
can hope to earn in three years or more. No holiday pay,no sick pay,no loading for weekends
and holidays, no compensation for being ill or in an accident, pay for their own uniforms and with only 2 days off every month.

[wx40afp]

And i bet you still vote for the Australian Labor Party dont you ANDREWCRAIG,
Such a bleeding heart,but still votes for the political party who gave all us workers these benefits !
Mate,do you know what a hypocrite is ?

[travelerjim]

[quote="wx40afp"]Well i cruised around a lot last night,went down to the beach side at Walking street,then went up
to SUNEE PLAZA into a GO GO BAR called HAPPY BOYS

This is at the back of Sunee Plaza,next door to the Family Mart.

Not a bad place but i recognised some of the guys to be there on my last visit.

Guys are quite hot looking,no pressure to buy extra drinks,or take a boy,

Guys are /looked from 18yo/19yo to 25yo,

there is also an upstairs area,off fee is 250 baht,drinks from 90 baht,room hire upstairs 300 baht.

There is no stage ,the guys jump from one glass box stage to the other,quite busy inside,good place to visit."

Billy....I agree - I like Happy Boys...and have suggested it many times to visitors and residents alike.

BUT please be advised UNDERAGE BOYS are at Happy Boys Bar!

Not ALL boys are 18 & up !!

A word to the wise....ask for and closely check ID cards...
if the boy says his ID card is in his room...pass him by!

For some reason the owners have chosen to allow underage boys...
yet they appeared they were so successful without them... Go figure ???

They are quite lucky the Sunee Plaza Raid did not include Happy Boys last Friday night!

TJ

[wx40afp]

Well thankyou Jim,I must say i wasnt aware they were under 18yo,as some bars of course you can instantly say they are with one look!

Well thats good advice from anyone to check I.D if there is the slightest doubt,because the risk is not worth it.Obey the Law.
And last night I hit the TOPMAN GO GO BAR IN SUNEE PLAZA for their 1130pm Show-see separate post.

Owner of ROCK HARD BOYSJOMTIEN COMPLEX is on holidays,however bar is still open.90 baht a drink.

I see FILOU BAR in Sunee plaza,back of FOREST BAR,is still closed however advertising for staff on its door.