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[bkk gwm]

A comment about he "owner" present on site at Asian Moon. There is more than one farang owner, and there's at least one Thai (owner? BF of owner?) who also frequently appears on site.

So, don't get confused reading here that at one time the owner may seem to be reported as one type of person and at another he's reported as another type of person -- they may well be different people.

The one farang owner appears to be calm with a witty repartee (think Richard Burk at Amor) and the other farang owner is a bit more hyperactive, but both seem genuinely concerned that the customer be happy.

[wx40afp]

Dont get my review wrong,i did give it a medium review for its dinner menu,ASIAN MOON CAFE but yes things werent explained to me,but not having bottomless coffee including in the price ,the owner told me it was 25 baht ,i presume after the first coffee.Not good value in my books.
I had to ask for a coffee because i didnt see it anywhere.

To tell you the truth their dinner menu at 250 baht is not too bad although i prefer WHITE KNIGHT IN SUNEE PLAZA anyday .

There are places a lot cheaper in my view for breakfast and a lot better value,however in my opinion it doesnt stack up for its breakfast,maybe im a hard man to please,but if the owners put the coffee jug out,if they cooked some eggs and put them out,and had bottomless coffee like most places then the 160 baht would be good value.But i rate it poorly on its breakfast menu and im sure i could find better in jomtien.
This is the first time i have woken up at breakfast anyway,

[wx40afp]

DICKS CAFE-JOMTIEN COMPLEX

Went to DICKS CAFE at the request of a member who sent me a private message,didnt find the same problem this poster had originally.
Cappucino was excellent,smaller cup than average but good value at 50 baht.
Staff were very pleasant ,one hin particular,and one guy went out of his way to help,no i rarely tip .
Now this is a very small place,about 6 tables.
Next door are boy massage places,so you can sit here ,have ya cappuciono and oogle at the guys next door.
Mind you the waiters at DICKS CAFE are great too.

[lonelywombat]

CHECK THIS MASSAGE PLACE OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u][b]MASSAGE PLACE NEXTDOOR TO OUDS BARBER SHOP IN SUNEE PLAZA[/b][/u]
Dont ask me the name !!!!!!!!


Well what can I say,this massage is a bit on the expensive side BUT THEY ALL ARE NOWADAYS, but if your after a PROSTRATE EXAM,picking the younger of the older ladies,300 baht oil massage,to put it bluntly she massages your back,then tucks your undies in between your crack.sO ITS FROM YA BACK TO YA CRACK
Well you Gentiles want a true no bullshit report and i give it,yes she then massages your butt cheeks and does a bit of oiling in between.Make sure you bastards have a shower before you go otherwise she will end up with a brown finger when she pulls out.
There use to be 2 boys working here,they have now moved on,forget the guy massage,these women particualry the younger of the older know how to give a good massage,i dont know if she likes my fat bum cheeks a lot because she loves to massage them.Give the place a go,massage is good,wear your undies only during the massage,ask for a full body oil massage 300 baht ,strip off to ya undies and expect a finger to make you jump

This post shocks me as the history of barebacking comes rushing back. Surely the issue of a "trusting" massage person putting their finger into gentile hole , to explore their prostrate is DANGEROUS.

I DO NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT THE POSSIBILITIES BUT I PRAY FOR THE MASSAGE PEOPLE YOU ARE INFECTING

[wx40afp]

This post shocks me as the history of barebacking comes rushing back. Surely the issue of a "trusting" massage person putting their finger into gentile hole , to explore their prostrate is DANGEROUS

ahhhhh arent you the Gentile? You meet Genital dont you? AND your uncircumsized one at that !!!!!!!!!

SAWASDEE BOYS-PATTAYALAND -OPPOSITE LUCKY 777

I was just arriving as theur show was finishing around 11.45pm.Seemed to be a hot candle wax show.Place was packed but everyone left as soon as the show had finished and it left only me to look at about 12 boys who werent my cup of tea.I didnt see any blonde blue eyed ones.
Anyway the mamasan was very pushy and kept showing me boys which i dont like.
Drinks from 130 baht but for some reason accepted 120 baht as i was getting it,the mamasan said,its ok with 120 baht???,so i kept the 10 baht and left.
Try the show from the start im sure you wont be disapointed.Afterwards pushy mamasan.

[jolyjacktar]

God that Mamasan is the worst ive ever come accross. As soon as you go into the place it decends onto you. What boy you like to take. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh eeeeeeeeeeeeek i cant stand the place.
Anyhow Shipmate Billy boy have a good holiday, sorry i couldnt see you this time as i said a few months ago i would, but i wont now be out till October due to me boat ( tug ) being heavily booked through the UK summer.

[wx40afp]

JOLYJACKtar, How did you go on your last trip ,did you take boys out on the boat?


GAY MASSAGE PLACES- DUO MASSAGE-JOMTIEN

I wonder how this gay massage survives in the Jomtien Complex,just next to DICKS CAFE .Walking past there are always a lot of guys,mostly older type,sitting outside,checking the rate for a massage 400 baht for one hour plus you tip the boy,reccomendation 600 baht,so thats 1000 baht for a 1 hour massage,is it worth it? Well not for me.

[boogyman]

Perhaps you get a bottomless cup of coffee for the 1000 baht massage.

[TOQ]

Perhaps you get a bottomless cup of coffee for the 1000 baht massage.

For 1000B you should get a bottomless something :)

john

[ttom]

JOLYJACKtar, How did you go on your last trip ,did you take boys out on the boat?


GAY MASSAGE PLACES- DUO MASSAGE-JOMTIEN

I wonder how this gay massage survives in the Jomtien Complex,just next to DICKS CAFE .Walking past there are always a lot of guys,mostly older type,sitting outside,checking the rate for a massage 400 baht for one hour plus you tip the boy,reccomendation 600 baht,so thats 1000 baht for a 1 hour massage,is it worth it? Well not for me.

http://www.sawatdee-gay-thailand.com/fo ... y%20locker

[DonMuang]

Anyway the mamasan was very pushy and kept showing me boys which i dont like.

Try the show from the start im sure you wont be disapointed.Afterwards pushy mamasan.

Is that the mamasan who worked at star boys boys before? If so, yeah he is a real pain in the a*s

[wx40afp]

Thanks for the link TTOM.This guy at sawatdee boys was a older mamasan,but continually asking me if i want this boy,do you want that boy,what about that boy?
"OH SHUT UP YA MAD CUNT"! I had to finally tell him.

[jinks]

"OH SHUT UP YA MAD CUNT"!

Such an eloquent term for a lady to use to a lady.

[andrewcraig]

Thanks for the link TTOM.This guy at sawatdee boys was a older mamasan,but continually asking me if i want this boy,do you want that boy,what about that boy?
"OH SHUT UP YA MAD CUNT"! I had to finally tell him.

Its a wooly moof expression quite common in Oxford Street

[thrillbill]

I like to thank WX40 for taking the time to write up his outlook/rating/ evaluation/ editorial/ opinion...whatever you call it on the local gay bars. I find it amusing and at times, does bring out some truth. What about the massage parlors? Which ones do you like, WX? (I'd rather go to them for some action since 1) I can get a good massage along with a "happy ending" 2) Usually I can find my "type" among the smiling fellows 3) I don't have to bring them home and worry about security.