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Do you wash your hands after you have been for a No. 2

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PostAuthor: WhiteDesire » Fri 17 Oct, 2008 1:27 pm

It will be interesting to see who does!!
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PostAuthor: giggsy » Fri 17 Oct, 2008 1:31 pm

but why would it be interesting? me thinks you got too much time on your hands
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What on earth ...

PostAuthor: homintern » Fri 17 Oct, 2008 3:19 pm

... is a Number 2? Is this some coy working class euphemism for something?
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PostAuthor: 555 » Fri 17 Oct, 2008 4:48 pm

but why would it be interesting? me thinks you got too much time on your hands



Not all he's got on his hand's I'll warrant. Best avoided.
...and your father's still perfecting ways of making sealing wax.
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After reading ...

PostAuthor: WhiteDesire » Fri 17 Oct, 2008 7:36 pm

the BBC article on the dirty so and so's who don't wash their hands after going to the toilet, apparently people with the cleanest hands are manual workers.

Hom: No. 2 is slang for someone who wants to go for a "crap" - is that short word familiar to you!!
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and another thing

PostAuthor: giggsy » Fri 17 Oct, 2008 7:43 pm

are you wearing 2 pairs of undies in that photo?
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PostAuthor: homintern » Fri 17 Oct, 2008 8:05 pm

WhiteDesire wrote:the BBC article on the dirty so and so's who don't wash their hands after going to the toilet, apparently people with the cleanest hands are manual workers. Hom: No. 2 is slang for someone who wants to go for a "crap" - is that short word familiar to you!!
Indeed - and I believe "toilet" is the word used by the lower middle class for "lavatory". A gentleman, of course, never washes his hands after merely urinating - it's almost as bad a solecism as eating soup at lunchtime
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PostAuthor: kenc » Fri 17 Oct, 2008 9:18 pm

WhiteDesire wrote:.... apparently people with the cleanest hands are manual workers.


If that was not meant to be a pun it should have been!
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PostAuthor: Lunchtime O'Booze » Sat 18 Oct, 2008 12:08 am

I've washed my hands of you.
who are all these people in my room ?
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PostAuthor: PeterUK » Sat 18 Oct, 2008 12:49 am

WhiteDesire, you're a psychiatrist's dream - twin obsessions with money and shit.

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PostAuthor: piston10 » Sat 18 Oct, 2008 7:34 am

A brilliant aperçu, Peter, that makes my own response appear a bit pedestrian. Until WhiteDesire's most recent post, I assumed the poll was a satirical comment on the questions that get asked in SGT polls and that he was attempting to lure members into answering the silliest question he could think of - and perhaps wanting to see how far the thread would run. It would seem I am wrong again. However, in charity, I suggest the two who don't wash their hands did take it lightly (or are professional contrarians) and entered into the spirit of what they thought was a joke. I'm now trying to think of an even sillier question, but I'm not making much headway.

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PostAuthor: kenc » Sun 19 Oct, 2008 9:59 pm

piston10 wrote:....However, in charity, I suggest the two who don't wash their hands did take it lightly (or are professional contrarians) and entered into the spirit of what they thought was a joke. ....


Judging from some of the farangs I've seen in Thailand don't be surprised if they're telling the truth.

And are Proud to do so! :tongue2:
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PostAuthor: WhiteDesire » Mon 20 Oct, 2008 3:47 pm

PeterUK wrote:WhiteDesire, you're a psychiatrist's dream - twin obsessions with money and shit.


Yep, they work hand in hand, you have to put up with a lot of shit to earn the money.
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PostAuthor: WhiteDesire » Mon 20 Oct, 2008 5:23 pm

piston10 wrote:A brilliant aperçu, Peter, that makes my own response appear a bit pedestrian. Until WhiteDesire's most recent post, I assumed the poll was a satirical comment on the questions that get asked in SGT polls and that he was attempting to lure members into answering the silliest question he could think of - and perhaps wanting to see how far the thread would run. It would seem I am wrong again. However, in charity, I suggest the two who don't wash their hands did take it lightly (or are professional contrarians) and entered into the spirit of what they thought was a joke. I'm now trying to think of an even sillier question, but I'm not making much headway.


I laughed at Peter's aperçu also. Although I must admit I've never used the phrase/word aperçu. I only speak Thai, German, Swedish, Danish, Dutch, Greek, Turkish, Spanish, Italian, Flemish, Gaelic, all dialects of Chinese, Arabic and of course Russian. Someday I will pick up that Linguaphone course on French!!
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PostAuthor: Michael » Mon 20 Oct, 2008 5:36 pm

WhiteDesire wrote:Do you wash your hands...It will be interesting to see who does!!


My response to your poll is the same as my response to your 'agrivator': yuk!
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