[wx40afp]

Your right in your points THRILLBILL,however "gay massage places" are expensive in my opinion.
Looking at DUO MASSAGE prices in JOMTIEN COMPLEX yesterday ,i noticed it was 400 baht 1 hour massage plus min 600 baht tip for the masseur.

Yes i use to frequent the BLUE HOUSE MASSAGE in Day Night MANY MOONS AGO,but being a tightarse or as one thai shouted to me last night,im sure not in favourable terms,a Kemow,kenoow " I decided i would get better bang for my buck by finding a Thai guy who massages in your room for that short time for
40 % of the gay massage asking price.
I really enjoy erotic massages,but lately i have found women are much better,thus going to the place next door to OUDS BARBER SHOP IN SUNEE PLAZA,never take the male masseur there,he is shocking and i didnt pay him.,
I always used to like the soapy massage at BLUE HOUSE.
One very good non sexual massage place that I went to yesterday was the TMBI,Thai blind massage in Jomtien complex,and yes i have done a not so favourable report on it in the past but that was mainly because the masseur thought a strong touch massage meant break my bones ,but yesterdays massage in a fan room was great. 130 baht.

[wx40afp]

Well last night met up with a nice American Farang and had a great time at all the Karaokes.

Earlier I was looking for a newer boy,dont like the same ones all the time,so i was cruising the beer bars.
Drinking in a beer bar,I sat down only to have a boy rush to my table and sut down next to me,about 25yo,buck teeth,the three on top protruding out ,and no bottom teeth ,he sat down and I ordered a drink for myself.50 baht and one for him ,my univited guest.
Looks dont matter to me much as in personality,i was looking to have sannook tonight,karaoke food and a good pallet cleanser,so anyway i start talking,his english is good,so he has been around a long time,i tell him my plans tonight to meet up with a another farang and hit the Karaoke.
He tells me he hasnt been to disco for long time.
Immediately he says" How much you pay me "!
I looked into his eyes and i said "Darling kiss me before you rape me "
He looked at me ," I only go for 1 thousand ,two hundered baht.".
"Well thats great " I said,finishing my drink,"If im not back,start without me will ya."

Walking up Jomtien I spot a boy who has my telephone number and who is excellent in bed but i get bored with the same one ,so i quickly say hello and he keeps talking to me and i am trying to leave,eventually after listening to him say he has no customers tonight etc etc and after i tell him i lost my wallet we say goodbye and leave and start walking up towards Jomtien Complex only to have my mobile phone ring,Im still trying to work out which boy is ringing,only to work out it is the boy who i just spoke to as i passed? He is a really nice boy 22yo,who i have had several times who works as a cleaner during the day and thus have our sex and then he cleans my room and will do anything for you and cleans my toilet all for 600 bahtthis guy actually cleaned my vomit up when i got back to the room after a hard nights drinking,i vomited in the shower and he cleaned it,BUT get this,when he was cleaning the vomit in the shower recess he was using his bare foot to push the lumps in my vomit down the grate,anyway he is a great guy,not over goodlooking but good and i found him in a small beer bar but he only works casually his name is MR P,,BUT,i want a new butt,so off i go. Anyway on to my next bar to hunt for a fun sanook boy to take to Karaoke.
I pop into one smaller beer bar,but dont get any fun "vibes" from these boys,they all look miserable with screwed up faces.
I try to start a conversation and smile and tell the boy and another boy of my plans tonight to go to Karaoke with a farang friend ,they dont look too happy,the boy takes off his glasses, "I dont like disco,i want to go back to your room",i thought fuck this im not going back to my room with this miserable cunt and miss out on the food whisky and dancing.Just to know the price for his miserable one hour in the room,I ask him,"1000 baht short time he says,and you give me 40 baht taxi",he replied. "ok well you keep looking for farang" i said before moving on.
"hey",he said," Where is my tip "? I look back at him "Always kiss a farang before you rape them",I replied.
So i move onto next doors beer bar,and i spot a boy I like,extremely goodlooking,a "star" so to speak.I buy him a drink ,and we talk and I tell him of my plans.
The time was about 11 45pm ,so i was eager to move onto Karaoke to meet up at 1am,yes the bars close then and i could of picked up without a off fee but i didnt want to wait,so anyway we got talking and this guy starts telling me in a "business like way" that because he has "many farang" he wants to know the finishing time of my night out on the town,so i tell him about 5am,he screws up his face and then he starts asking me,how many boys are going,how much whisky etc,so im thinking is this 100 questions,so then he tells me he wants 1500 baht ,because he says",you are Poontboi/,fat"or whatever the mad cunt meant.
I immediately look at him "Hey maaaaaaaaaaaaate,this aint fat,this is fuckin muscle",i said back.
I say get fucked,I start to drink my drink and do the walk and pay my bill,the goodlooking/star boy then says"Ok how much you pay me"?
I thought fuck this,this guy is not a sanook fun lover happy guy he is a cunt so i walk out of the bar,AND you wouldnt believe it ;I see my cleaner.barboy MR P sitting outside opposite the bar on a fence waiting for me.
I pretend not to see him but he smiles and walks over to me,"Where you go now"? he asks
I look at him "Same place as the other night but different karaoke" I say.
He smiles,yes i will go.I didnt mention any price to him and after having him for about 5 "sessions" previously i will pay the same price of 600 baht of course including making my bed and cleaning the shithouse.
He then stops and looks at me,"No no ,he puts his hand to his mouth and his mimicking someone vomiting ,"You no no no " he says in broken english.
Anyway to cut a long story short,I meet up with the American farang and lo and behold he doesnt have a boy and im thinking we want to have sanook ,so we head to BANK PUB,this use to be the old sundance karaoke.
The Thai Cleaner boy,mer and my American farang friend go in and to cut a long story short we are the only customers with a whole lot of miserable staff so we open a couple of bottles of whisky mixers,and i get some snack foods and they put them on a plate for me,suddenly there are boys everywhere who take OFF their shirts and a few there pants? They start drinking,dancing laughing touching me,feeling my cock and my friends cock who is dancing,i start dancing up on their stage boxes and i see about 15 boys all drinking eating and vibrating against me,about 5 of them are super good looking and one of them kisses my ear.
After about 4 hours i look at my watch and see its 5am !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The place is still pumping,its dark inside,boys are still gyrating their hips to me and my farang friend,one boy is doing the american dance spinning on his head on the floor.
I look up to see my farang friend in the corner,there are no chairs at this place,only long height tables,you must sit on the floor,anyway he on the floor ,he starts shouting to me,that he is taking 2 back.
The Thai cleaner is dancing,his shirt is off and he is licking the nipples of another boy.
I start dancing and gyrating to the music,i see another farang come in with a boy and i show him my cock and he quickly leaves and everyone starts clapping.
One smaller height boy i lift up and he starts trying to fuck me.
I look and see its 6am so i lleave with my Thai cleaner and want a boy so i tell the ladyboy i want to take him,and the mamasan thanks me and tells me there is no off fee as the guy i took doesnt work for them,and i say goodbye to my farang friend who has 4 guys on his arms.
I quickly walk arm in arm with the Thai cleaner and my new guy and i find out he is not working for the BANK PUB and in fact most of the 15 or so boys drinking dancing partying on our shout did not work at the bank pub and were out for a good time.
We go back to the room and the Thai cleaner boy takes a shower etc,and to cut a long story short,I had two guys kissing my balls at the same time,far better than those cunts earlier,those fuckin money driven money boys who couldnt get a fuckin smile and wanted a lot of money for nothing.
This guy who i gave my number to is a student and there was a lot more there too who were not money boys.
After our session i tipped both boys 500 baht and they were happy and the Thai cleaner staying behinfd 15 mins to make my bed and tuck me into it.
The thing is check out other boys who are not those fuckin miserable cunt moneyboys,try karaokes.

[kquill]

Hi Billy,


Well I had nothing else to do, so I read it.

I don't know where you get them from, the stories or the boys in them!

I'll be examing every boy I meet now, just to make sure there are no carrots between their toes.

Have a good one.

[Wesley]

But, like you I have nothing better to do, I am packing to return to the states so, I am off for week with nothing better to do than laundry and packing between posts and checking to see who is the latest sicko posting... As of now Piggybank has he lead. I did miss the carrots though, guess I was in a hurry to do nothing better. My bf will be here in a couple of hours we will go out on the town before I leave and I won't see him until New years eve!



Wesley

[kquill]

But, like you I have nothing better to do, I am packing to return to the states so, I am off for week with nothing better to do than laundry and packing between posts and checking to see who is the latest sicko posting... As of now Piggybank has he lead. I did miss the carrots though, guess I was in a hurry to do nothing better. My bf will be here in a couple of hours we will go out on the town before I leave and I won't see him until New years eve!



Wesley

Dear Wes,

Good flight and safe journey.

[Wesley]

But, like you I have nothing better to do, I am packing to return to the states so, I am off for week with nothing better to do than laundry and packing between posts and checking to see who is the latest sicko posting... As of now Piggybank has he lead. I did miss the carrots though, guess I was in a hurry to do nothing better. My bf will be here in a couple of hours we will go out on the town before I leave and I won't see him until New years eve!



Wesley

Dear Wes,

Good flight and safe journey.

Thanks my friend, "Fsivo' kharo'shiva"Russian for all the best

All the best to you,

Wes

[wx40afp]

Well there are some "hard money boy types" out there who watch every minute and just want wham bam thankyou mam, and others who want a fun time as well.

Thanks for messaging me ATRI,the code to get behind the sliding door at ROCK HARD BOYS IN JOMTIEN COMPLEX IS
"LETS FUCKIN RUMBLE" say it 3 times.

Was in ROCK HARD BOYS last night,not a lot of farang,about 3 or 4,great 1980 s music,boys are very hot looking,i love spanking those smooth brown skinned butt cheeks.Drinks 90 baht ,off fee is 300 baht.

[atri1666]

Well there are some "hard money boy types" out there who watch every minute and just want wham bam thankyou mam, and others who want a fun time as well.

Thanks for messaging me ATRI,the code to get behind the sliding door at ROCK HARD BOYS IN JOMTIEN COMPLEX IS
"LETS FUCKIN RUMBLE" say it 3 times.

Was in ROCK HARD BOYS last night,not a lot of farang,about 3 or 4,great 1980 s music,boys are very hot looking,i love spanking those smooth brown skinned butt cheeks.Drinks 90 baht ,off fee is 300 baht.

Thanks. Very funny. November i will try.

[Smiles]

Well last night met up with a nice American Farang and had a great time at all the Karaokes.

Earlier I was looking for a newer boy,dont like the same ones all the time,so i was cruising the beer bars.
Drinking in a beer bar,I sat down only to have a boy rush to my table and sut down next to me,about 25yo,buck teeth,the three on top protruding out ,and no bottom teeth ,he sat down and I ordered a drink for myself.50 baht and one for him ,my univited guest.
Looks dont matter to me much as in personality,i was looking to have sannook tonight,karaoke food and a good pallet cleanser,so anyway i start talking,his english is good,so he has been around a long time,i tell him my plans tonight to meet up with a another farang and hit the Karaoke.
He tells me he hasnt been to disco for long time.
Immediately he says" How much you pay me "!
I looked into his eyes and i said "Darling kiss me before you rape me "
He looked at me ," I only go for 1 thousand ,two hundered baht.".
"Well thats great " I said,finishing my drink,"If im not back,start without me will ya."

Walking up Jomtien I spot a boy who has my telephone number and who is excellent in bed but i get bored with the same one ,so i quickly say hello and he keeps talking to me and i am trying to leave,eventually after listening to him say he has no customers tonight etc etc and after i tell him i lost my wallet we say goodbye and leave and start walking up towards Jomtien Complex only to have my mobile phone ring,Im still trying to work out which boy is ringing,only to work out it is the boy who i just spoke to as i passed? He is a really nice boy 22yo,who i have had several times who works as a cleaner during the day and thus have our sex and then he cleans my room and will do anything for you and cleans my toilet all for 600 bahtthis guy actually cleaned my vomit up when i got back to the room after a hard nights drinking,i vomited in the shower and he cleaned it,BUT get this,when he was cleaning the vomit in the shower recess he was using his bare foot to push the lumps in my vomit down the grate,anyway he is a great guy,not over goodlooking but good and i found him in a small beer bar but he only works casually his name is MR P,,BUT,i want a new butt,so off i go. Anyway on to my next bar to hunt for a fun sanook boy to take to Karaoke.
I pop into one smaller beer bar,but dont get any fun "vibes" from these boys,they all look miserable with screwed up faces.
I try to start a conversation and smile and tell the boy and another boy of my plans tonight to go to Karaoke with a farang friend ,they dont look too happy,the boy takes off his glasses, "I dont like disco,i want to go back to your room",i thought fuck this im not going back to my room with this miserable cunt and miss out on the food whisky and dancing.Just to know the price for his miserable one hour in the room,I ask him,"1000 baht short time he says,and you give me 40 baht taxi",he replied. "ok well you keep looking for farang" i said before moving on.
"hey",he said," Where is my tip "? I look back at him "Always kiss a farang before you rape them",I replied.
So i move onto next doors beer bar,and i spot a boy I like,extremely goodlooking,a "star" so to speak.I buy him a drink ,and we talk and I tell him of my plans.
The time was about 11 45pm ,so i was eager to move onto Karaoke to meet up at 1am,yes the bars close then and i could of picked up without a off fee but i didnt want to wait,so anyway we got talking and this guy starts telling me in a "business like way" that because he has "many farang" he wants to know the finishing time of my night out on the town,so i tell him about 5am,he screws up his face and then he starts asking me,how many boys are going,how much whisky etc,so im thinking is this 100 questions,so then he tells me he wants 1500 baht ,because he says",you are Poontboi/,fat"or whatever the mad cunt meant.
I immediately look at him "Hey maaaaaaaaaaaaate,this aint fat,this is fuckin muscle",i said back.
I say get fucked,I start to drink my drink and do the walk and pay my bill,the goodlooking/star boy then says"Ok how much you pay me"?
I thought fuck this,this guy is not a sanook fun lover happy guy he is a cunt so i walk out of the bar,AND you wouldnt believe it ;I see my cleaner.barboy MR P sitting outside opposite the bar on a fence waiting for me.
I pretend not to see him but he smiles and walks over to me,"Where you go now"? he asks
I look at him "Same place as the other night but different karaoke" I say.
He smiles,yes i will go.I didnt mention any price to him and after having him for about 5 "sessions" previously i will pay the same price of 600 baht of course including making my bed and cleaning the shithouse.
He then stops and looks at me,"No no ,he puts his hand to his mouth and his mimicking someone vomiting ,"You no no no " he says in broken english.
Anyway to cut a long story short,I meet up with the American farang and lo and behold he doesnt have a boy and im thinking we want to have sanook ,so we head to BANK PUB,this use to be the old sundance karaoke.
The Thai Cleaner boy,mer and my American farang friend go in and to cut a long story short we are the only customers with a whole lot of miserable staff so we open a couple of bottles of whisky mixers,and i get some snack foods and they put them on a plate for me,suddenly there are boys everywhere who take OFF their shirts and a few there pants? They start drinking,dancing laughing touching me,feeling my cock and my friends cock who is dancing,i start dancing up on their stage boxes and i see about 15 boys all drinking eating and vibrating against me,about 5 of them are super good looking and one of them kisses my ear.
After about 4 hours i look at my watch and see its 5am !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The place is still pumping,its dark inside,boys are still gyrating their hips to me and my farang friend,one boy is doing the american dance spinning on his head on the floor.
I look up to see my farang friend in the corner,there are no chairs at this place,only long height tables,you must sit on the floor,anyway he on the floor ,he starts shouting to me,that he is taking 2 back.
The Thai cleaner is dancing,his shirt is off and he is licking the nipples of another boy.
I start dancing and gyrating to the music,i see another farang come in with a boy and i show him my cock and he quickly leaves and everyone starts clapping.
One smaller height boy i lift up and he starts trying to fuck me.
I look and see its 6am so i lleave with my Thai cleaner and want a boy so i tell the ladyboy i want to take him,and the mamasan thanks me and tells me there is no off fee as the guy i took doesnt work for them,and i say goodbye to my farang friend who has 4 guys on his arms.
I quickly walk arm in arm with the Thai cleaner and my new guy and i find out he is not working for the BANK PUB and in fact most of the 15 or so boys drinking dancing partying on our shout did not work at the bank pub and were out for a good time.
We go back to the room and the Thai cleaner boy takes a shower etc,and to cut a long story short,I had two guys kissing my balls at the same time,far better than those cunts earlier,those fuckin money driven money boys who couldnt get a fuckin smile and wanted a lot of money for nothing.
This guy who i gave my number to is a student and there was a lot more there too who were not money boys.
After our session i tipped both boys 500 baht and they were happy and the Thai cleaner staying behinfd 15 mins to make my bed and tuck me into it.
The thing is check out other boys who are not those fuckin miserable cunt moneyboys,try karaokes.

And here's me crying about the lack of story-telling on the Board. Can't beat this stuff. Maybe a poll is necessary.

By the way (and Off Topic ... if that's possible with a WD-40 post), did you know the Mods on Baht-Stop (i.e. Hedda & Co.) get mighty perturbed when the Rule against wholesale quoting (as above) is broken. It seems in fact, to be their only hot button . . . accompanied by excoriation (sp?), warnings, and threats of physical violence. Rabid anti-semitism is perfectly fine, but long quotes? Never!

Cheers ...

[globalwanderer]

Well last night met up with a nice American Farang and had a great time at all the Karaokes.

Earlier I was looking for a newer boy,dont like the same ones all the time,so i was cruising the beer bars.
Drinking in a beer bar,I sat down only to have a boy rush to my table and sut down next to me,about 25yo,buck teeth,the three on top protruding out ,and no bottom teeth ,he sat down and I ordered a drink for myself.50 baht and one for him ,my univited guest.
Looks dont matter to me much as in personality,i was looking to have sannook tonight,karaoke food and a good pallet cleanser,so anyway i start talking,his english is good,so he has been around a long time,i tell him my plans tonight to meet up with a another farang and hit the Karaoke.
He tells me he hasnt been to disco for long time.
Immediately he says" How much you pay me "!
I looked into his eyes and i said "Darling kiss me before you rape me "
He looked at me ," I only go for 1 thousand ,two hundered baht.".
"Well thats great " I said,finishing my drink,"If im not back,start without me will ya."

W

sorry got bored

[luvthai]

I think Billy get so drunk he falls over and dreams this stuff up.

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[wx40afp]

And..........what is it im trying to say John?

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[Smiles]

" ... And..........what is it im trying to say John? ... "

Case closed!!! / LOL LOL LOL

Cheers ...