[luvthai]

Oh please BBB, everyone knows the short bald (on top) midget with longer stringy gray hair on the sides, usually wearing a red baseball cap. Your barebacking fame precedes you.

[Dboy]

Maybe they could change the name to NIDDYS.

Damn! hehe

Keep the reviews coming. Good idea visiting all these places. I usually just visit a few favorites...will have to change that.


Dboy

[wx40afp]

Well i went karaoke last night , it was the only one open in the Day night area,in fact the ONLY business open in the day night area,and we were the only customers inside,this was about 2am ish.
im pretty sure it was called BUTTERFLY karaoke,small premises inside,NEXT TO THE FAMOUS GOOGIES RESTAURANT FEW ROW OF YELLOW LOUNGES,A FEW LARGE KARAOKE TV SETS,not my favourite places but the boys i had with me loved sucking on the mouthpiece.
Now these were the prices and we all must check haggle and fight over these ,prices quoted for drinks were 120 baht per drink OR a bottle of whisky for 900 baht and free mixes,well i opted for the 3 mixes and it worked out well in the end with only going thru half a bottle of the whisky and with the free mixes 2 large bottles of coke,2 buckets of ice and 7 bottles of soda water so much cheaper just to pay the 900 baht even though im pretty sure there are karaoke places that cost 700 baht.with the free mixes.

There were a lot of staff working in this karaoke sitting around playing draughts,reading comic mags etc,i never know why these places overstaff themselves.
But turns out none of the staff were gay and they had their girlfriends with them,i dont know if their "gay for pay" because i did offer one guy 100 baht to suck my cock but he then went into a long story about how his missus who was a big fat sheila could find out and she would hunt me down with her handbag and sit on my face so i decided just to tip him instead.

Walked past the OFFICEBOY bar (old niddys nook)again,same farang sits at the high chair table,one thai guy sits outside beckoning farang to come into the empty bar,mind you drinks start at 40 baht,but if the farang that sits there stopped looking miserable,i presume he is the owner,then he might get some customers.
MONTYS BAR GAYOTE DISCO BAR KARAOKE DRAGSHOWS

This is a pretty good place situated in the jomtien complex,drinks before 9pm are around 65 baht,after all drinks are 95 baht onwards.
Their IRISH WHISKY is popular ,150 baht cream whisky and i dunno what else they put in IRISH WHISKY because i dont drink it.
The thing with this place is they get a lot of repeat customers to see their drag/isaan shows which start at 10pm.
I know a lot of you bored miserable cunts are thinking,"once you seen it once ,you dont need to see it again,but this place sometimes gets the same customers night after night.Im a bit the same i get easily bored and tend to see it once then i dont want to see it again,but the SHOW changes nightly.
Now im not going to beat around the bush and start bullshitting like others who give reports on here,you blokes know im too the point and whilst the show at MONTYS GAYOTE DISCO BAR OR whatever the fuckin name is,is good,they should really get rid of that fuckin comedy act with a dragqueen wearing a frankenstein or eddy kruger horror mask or whatever it is.
I havent tried the food,but apparently they have a 95 baht pasta.This place would do well with snack foods if they sold them because im pretty sure most just like a few nibbles to eat on.
Its worth a check out,friendly service as always,you maybe one of the farang who keep going back for more every night.
Some of the performers are not just ladyboys but have past that so to speak.Cheap prices ,A live Show ,friendly atomesphere make this place a visit,in jomtien complex.

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[wx40afp]

This is the OFFICEBOYS BAR your talking about? Yes,your right,i thought i was wearing my Council officer uniform when i walked past the bar the other night.the way he looked.
Not exactly a happy go lucky type of guy,then again that might be his normal face.I was tempted to ask him to move his car from the footpath.




But then again i like to give all bars and establishments a few goes and as you know this is not the worst bar in PattAYA,even if old sour face is running it.
But its worth checking out.

[wx40afp]

Went past ROCK HARD BOYS (jomtien complex)again last night,a lot of guys sitting outside,quite a few customers sitting in there bar area.
drinks 95 baht.now whilst i havent been in there lately ,i spoke to a farang last night who told me the mamasan was very pushy and wanted you to buy a drink for the boy as soon as he sat down.I didnt get that happen to me when i went there last week,but let us know if this happens.
I thought it was quite a good bar cum go go,with a lot of boys but once they start any bullshit of being greedy then as you all know about Greed,eventually it beats you.

GOOGIES RESTAURANT-DAY NIGHT AREA
Yesterday i decided to start my diet next Monday instead of yesterday and popped into GOOGIES RESTAURANT in day night.I sat there and wondered what to eat and i noticed a ad thing on the table advertising apple pie cream and a coffee for 95 baht,i thought fuck this,im not going to pay for one of those cardboard fuckin apple pies they get from the supermarket and a bit of cream,but my mouth is bigger than my stomach or whatever the bloody saying is,and i ordered it,A
ANYWAY OUT COMES THIS LARGE fresh im sure just baked apple pie with the little crumbs on top with fresh cream and a good dopping of it too.
I thought,fuck,this is better than getting a blowjob,and i sat there scoffing this larger than a hand apple pie and cream down.
I was really was tempted to order another one.AFTERNOON TEA 95 BAHT,COFFEE /APPLE PIE/CREAM

[wx40afp]

CHECK THIS MASSAGE PLACE OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u][b]MASSAGE PLACE NEXTDOOR TO OUDS BARBER SHOP IN SUNEE PLAZA[/b][/u]
Dont ask me the name !!!!!!!!


Well what can I say,this massage is a bit on the expensive side BUT THEY ALL ARE NOWADAYS, but if your after a PROSTRATE EXAM,picking the younger of the older ladies,300 baht oil massage,to put it bluntly she massages your back,then tucks your undies in between your crack.sO ITS FROM YA BACK TO YA CRACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well you Gentiles want a true no bullshit report and i give it,yes she then massages your butt cheeks and does a bit of oiling in between.Make sure you bastards have a shower before you go otherwise she will end up with a brown finger when she pulls out.
There use to be 2 boys working here,they have now moved on,forget the guy massage,these women particualry the younger of the older know how to give a good massage,i dont know if she likes my fat bum cheeks a lot because she loves to massage them.Give the place a go,massage is good,wear your undies only during the massage,ask for a full body oil massage 300 baht ,strip off to ya undies and expect a finger to make you jump !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for joy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEXT DOOR TO OUDS BARBER SHOP SUNEE PLAZA .

[wx40afp]

LUCKY 777 GO GO BAR

Checked this out tonight,is in one of the Boyztown sois,Pattayaland 2 I think.
100 BAHT A DRINK. aBOUT 6 GUYS DANCING ON STAGE,MOSTLY SENIOR cITIZENS,im sure ex baht bus drivers.
There was only one farang insise.This bar is next door to Dreamboys etc.Used to be a good bar back in 2004.
If your into older guys ,maybe your thing,i think some close to age 40yo.

MEMORIES BAR-SUNEE PLAZA

Walked past tonight,no farang inside,all the 4 guys outside,late 20 s,bored and looking at their mobile phones,where is all the farang? Funny thing i have encountered is that some bars are packed with farang and others have no farang?

STAR BOYS GO GO
iN pattayaland OPPOSITE side of main road.I gave this bar a bit of a bad review before and i will again.
This bar is situated away from the main street ,in a Soi,the doorman was asleep,i woke him up ,he said "not many boy inside".I left.

[MRSBUCKET]

[quote="wx40afp"]Well i went karaoke last night , it was the only one open in the Day night area,in fact the ONLY business open in the day night area,and we were the only customers inside,this was about 2am ish.
im pretty sure it was called BUTTERFLY karaoke,small premises inside,NEXT TO[u][b]


This was not Butterfly but a small Karaoke called 'Club Fever'
I closed Butterfly after my car accident and it is now for sale, so you did not go Butterfly.
I like the notes you mae about the Bars and look forward to more.

[wx40afp]

Well thankyou MRS BUCKET,I would thought it was BUTTERFLY ,BUT,your right dear it was CLUB FEVER,all straight guys as staff,however they were all friendly enough and even their girlfriends sitting with them were too.
What we need is another KARAOKE in the day/night area,doesnt everyone agree?
MRS BUCKET we need you back,actually i use to like the BUTTEFLY KARAOKE.


THROB SHOW BOYZTOWN,PATTAYALAND ,DONT ASK ME WHICH NUMBER? I THINK pATTAYALAND 1

Anyway checked out the THROB SHOW,11PM START,IT LASTS FOR ABOUT 30 MINS I SUPPOSE,THERE WAS A VARIETY OF ACTS,LIP SYNCHING,from a ladyboy,larger ladyboy etc etc.
Now im not going to run this place down,WHY? Because at 130 baht a drink ,it included a show and the good thing about it,i didnt get hassled once.
No one kept asking me if i wanted another drink etc,so it was good value for 130 baht.Show had mostly Ladyboy lip synching,there was a chinese song lip synching etc,probaly about the same act,maybe not as good as MONTYS GAYOTE CLUB JOMTIEN COMPLEX,BUT NEVERLESS AT 130 BAHt it s not bad for 30 mins entertainment.
After the show about 8 boys on stage,mostly guys in early to late 20 s,a few with tatts etc.The place had a good crowd of customers,a lot of Japanese looking ladies sitting with boys.All in all good value to check out the 11pm show.

[wx40afp]

ASIAN MOON CAFE-JOMTIEN COMPLEX-SEE MY REVIEW ON THE DINNER BUFFET PREVIOUSLY

wELL I ALREADY CHECKED OUT THE DINNER BUFFET AT THIS PLACE PREVIOUSLY,CHECKED OUT THEIR BREAKFAST BUFFET AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,AND YOU ONLY WANT THE TRUTH,IT WAS PRETTY MUCH FUCKED.

aT 160 BAHT i HAD TO FIGHT TO GET A CUP OF COFFEE,HE SAID (THE OWNER)YOU TOOK THE WRONG COFFEE,I SAID,"MATE.I HAD TO ASK FOR IT,I DIDNT TAKE ANYTHING" hE THEN AGREED AS A COUPLE OF STRAIGHT FARANGS WERE LISTENING TO INCLUDE THIS IN THE 160 B PRICE AND SO IT SHOULD BE.
tHERE WASNT A HUGE SELECTION OF FOOD,DONT LISTEN TO BULLSHIT ABOUT CEREALS ,JUICE ETC.
There was a jug of water,a jug of orange juice,small pork sausages,bits of burnt bacon,and a few mushrooms.AND last nights baked potatoes.

There were no EGGS,BAKED BEANS OR ANYTHING ELSE,JUST THOSE pork sausages ,bacon,mushrooms.
Now its NOT bottomless coffee,DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY OR YOUR BREAKFAST TIME,you can get a good breakfast somewhere else for half that price !!!!!!!!!
Walk on by so to speak !

[wx40afp]

Some of the places i have reviewed so far

LA CAGE BAR-SUNEE PLAZA- There are 2000 other bars to choose from !!!!!!!!!!!!!!.1 point for having a wide entry door.
ASIAN MOON CAFE -JOMTIEN BUFFETT-Dinner is average/ok at 250 b,give breakfast a big wide berth unless you want last nights food !!!!!!!!!
THROB SHOW BAR
Show starts at 11pm,gereat value drinks from 130 bht,hassle free place,no one will hassle you.
LUCKY 7777 GO GO.Pattayaland, If your into older guys,then this is your thing,100 baht drinks,no show.about 6 guys on stage.
STAR BOYS GO GO-PATTAYALAND,doorman was asleep,didnt go in.
MONTYS GAYOTE CLUB-JOMTIEN COMPLEX,great show,95 baht drinks after 9pm ,show at 10pm.What can i say? best value in Pattaya?
ROCK HARD BOYS GO GO -JOMTIEN-You gotta see it ! and let us know how you found it,friendly staff,not sure if the comment from my friend rings true about hassling for boy drinks but didnt happen to me,check it out,opposite MONTYS.

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[Raksiam]

ASIAN MOON CAFE-JOMTIEN COMPLEX
Note to their owner.
You are offering a not cheap breakfast buffet.
You really must offer unlimited refills for coffee/tea or you are going to kill your repeat business. Perhaps you don't understand that many of us are addicted to caffeine?

[Up2U]

ASIAN MOON CAFE-JOMTIEN COMPLEX
Note to their owner.
You are offering a not cheap breakfast buffet.
You really must offer unlimited refills for coffee/tea or you are going to kill your repeat business. Perhaps you don't understand that many of us are addicted to caffeine?

I'm not a coffee drinker but I've seen other diners asking and getting coffee refills. I like tea and I get a huge pot that makes almost 3 cups unlike Googies where you get one cup and get charged for another. My experience was just as JB posted. My breakfeast is typically cereal, fresh croissants, oj (3 small glasses), tea, scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, potatoes, and fruit. This would cost a lot more at Papa David's or Googies and I believe the quality is better at AMC.