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PostAuthor: 555 » Fri 17 Oct, 2008 1:13 pm

Lunchtime O'Booze wrote:look, if you try to claim Oscar Wilde as one of yours there will serious trouble.


Who he? And what has he painted lately? OK, you can have your Lennon and McCartney. It was only nursery rhymes anyway. Nothing of the stature of Burns. The English will be along shortly to shake their spears at you.
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PostAuthor: Khor tose » Fri 17 Oct, 2008 3:22 pm

I've been waiting for someone to mention Edward De Vere (The Earl Of Oxford). Greatest writer ever in the English language.
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PostAuthor: Marsilius » Sat 18 Oct, 2008 1:10 pm

And evidently the greatest breaker of wind, too... John Aubrey, the diarist, tells a story about the Earl of Oxford. When the Earl made a low obeisance to the Queen, he happened to let go a fart, at which he was so ashamed that he left the country for 7 years. At his return the Queen welcomed him and said, "My lord, I had forgot the fart"!
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PostAuthor: Lunchtime O'Booze » Sat 18 Oct, 2008 7:42 pm

555 wrote:
Lunchtime O'Booze wrote:look, if you try to claim Oscar Wilde as one of yours there will serious trouble.


Who he? And what has he painted lately? OK, you can have your Lennon and McCartney. It was only nursery rhymes anyway. Nothing of the stature of Burns. The English will be along shortly to shake their spears at you.


Oscars words were like beautiful paintings in written form you English phillistine.

shake your spears as much as you want but be warned...I've got a pretty good aim with a potato.
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PostAuthor: homintern » Sat 18 Oct, 2008 11:37 pm

Lunchtime O'Booze wrote:...I've got a pretty good aim with a potato.
I can vouch for that. I don't think that particular restaurant's going to let us back, Doris
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PostAuthor: 555 » Sun 19 Oct, 2008 11:02 am

Lunchtime O'Booze wrote:
555 wrote:
Lunchtime O'Booze wrote:look, if you try to claim Oscar Wilde as one of yours there will serious trouble.


Who he? And what has he painted lately? OK, you can have your Lennon and McCartney. It was only nursery rhymes anyway. Nothing of the stature of Burns. The English will be along shortly to shake their spears at you.


Oscars words were like beautiful paintings in written form you English phillistine.

shake your spears as much as you want but be warned...I've got a pretty good aim with a potato.


What makes you think I self identify as English, O'Booze? It's all jingoistic nonsense. Note the references to the great documenter of the Lallans oral tradition (they'd ca' im a playjerist nooadeys.)
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PostAuthor: Lunchtime O'Booze » Mon 20 Oct, 2008 9:24 am

"What makes you think I self identify as English, O'Booze? It's all jingoistic nonsense. Note the references to the great documenter of the Lallans oral tradition (they'd ca' im a playjerist nooadeys.)"

I think it must be that BOAC avatar..I remember you now from your number..you were a hostess on BOAC and I recall on a trip from NY to London this was how you introduced us to the safety procedures..basically saying when we crash..we go like this..you must be ancient now you old British mad cow.

no wonder I took up the drink.

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