
She should have spent it on her tits!
Too late for Transy-Ting-Tong but there's hope for Pearl, yet.
There is a new quick, short-timeface-lift procedure that does not involve surgery. I wish they had told how long. Will it last through a vacation--And how much of a 'work-out' can it take with out ripping a stitch?...I mean: if a thread breaks in the midst of heavy action one might twang a poor
num to death or sterility! (Wasn't that a movie: From Death to Sterility?) It's done by putting threads under the skin and pulling the whole wrinkled wash-board ugly mess up...
I'm NOT making this up!...Much more effective than the knot-on-top-the-head business and none of the rictus-grin that results in the same. With my luck, every time I'd smile my private part would pop up!...But that might save on....foreplay: so I could do short-time.
Edited by: Edith at: 14/11/05 7:33 am