(A story in song--Sort of.)



This Old Man.



A Man In a Raincoat.



I Want To Be Evil.  (Ertha Kitt.)



Boy Wanted.  (Jerome Kern.)



A Boy On Saturday Night.  (Anyone remember that one?)



Walk On the Wild Side.



Where the Boys Are.  (Connie Francis.)



The March of the Siamese Children. From The King & I.



See What The Boys In the Backroom Will Have. (Marlene.)



One For the Boys.  (Bette Middler.)



Music Box Dancer.



Life Upon the Wicked Stage.



They're Either Too Young or Too Old.  (Bette Davis.)



(Climb Upon My Knee) Sunnee...er...Sonny Boy.



Sweet Talkin' Guy.



You and I and George.



My Boy Bill.  From Carousel.



My Little Buckaroo.



Dirty Hands, Dirty Face.  (Judee.)



April Shower.



Rub-a-dub Dub, Three Men In a Tub.



Baby Face.



Don't Smoke in Bed. (Peggy Lee.)



Baby, Baby, Baby.



The Bunny Hug.



That Old Feeling.



Sa-moke Gets In Your Eyes.



Oh-oh-oh, Baby Baby.



Roll Me Over In The Clover.



I'm Back In the Saddle Again!



Here Cums the Boy That I Love.



The End of a Love Affair.



Kiss the Boys Goodbye.



Cry.





While I sit and wonder:

Where Are the Men?  Ethyl Merman (?) From Hit the Deck.



 

Edited by: Edith at: 29/10/05 9:35 am

The Abba song... "Does your mother know?"



The lyrics...



You're so hot, teasing me

You're so blue but I can't take a chance on chicken like you

That's something I couldn't do

There's that look in your eyes

I can read in your face that your feelings are driving you wild

Ah, but boy you're only a child



Well I can dance with you honey

If you think it's funny

Does your mother know that you're out?

And I can chat with you baby

Flirt a little maybe

Does your mother know that you're out?



I can see what you want

But you seem pretty young to be searching for that kind of fun

So maybe I'm not the one

Now you're so cute, I like your style

And I know what you mean when you give me a flash of that smile (smile)

But boy you're only a child





Yes I know. I changed a few words in the lyrics to fit.

  

 

Edited by: IwanUK at: 29/10/05 10:45 am

Dear god, (Edith),

I don't throw around compliments too often, but you're a frickin' genius... that list was Hysterical -- with a capital "H"! I'm going to give you THREE emoticons:      



My favorite entry:

The March of the Siamese Children. From The King & I.



From now on, whenever I approach Sunee Plaza, I will hum that melody, and think of you.  





And the ABBA song entry was good too.  Almost an emoticon, but it's too borderline.  

 

Edited by: ricky90069 at: 29/10/05 10:56 am

hey wombat, salt n peppa are great! small dicked man is done extremely well and there other stuff is good too.